- My sister and I got up at 3am already to go shopping on black Friday (for ourselves, not for presents that would be silly)
- My cat spent all day meowing at my Christmas village, tree, and empty boxes on Saturday
- My husband also yelled at said empty boxes for covering the entire house
- There is now Styrofoam covering my entire living room (see previously mentioned village)
- My Ipod is filled to the brim with my fav Christmas albums (ahhh Harry Connick Jr.)
- There were three different dips at my house Sunday for dip weekend (an official holiday kickoff)
- I've already had an altercation at Wal-Mart
- Most of my neighbors have blown up boxes of lights and blow up Christmaspalooza in their yards
- I've purchased wrapping paper and tape and set them neatly in front of my presents (which I will panic and wrap the day before I give them away)
- There are now 100s more cars on the road and none of them can drive
- All these drivers are also behind carts in stores and can't drive them either and clearly cannot see people walking in stores either