Fashionable

I go to get a customer who has questions about a credit card and I wonder if the $5000 she wants to transfer here is a result of her questionable fashion sense. She was wearing a cute, plain charcoal dress but then. . . well the accessory aisle threw up on her. She adorned her hair with a headband made of a huge blue-green feather, had a turquoise shrug on her shoulders, a black and white gingham scarf, a gold bracelet on her right hand, and three noisy bracelets on her left (my favorite was the black and silver tiger whose teeth were the clasp of the bracelet) and she ended this hot mess with black tights splattered with blue, pink, white, and purple stripes. I've got news for her though, she's not different or an individual, she just dresses badly.